During Job interview: I love working with people, I’m very outgoing, social, I’m very patient and I love to help in any way I can, and I also think the customer is always right and deserves to be treated with respect
After Job interview:
if we are spooning and I arch my butt into you there is a 1000% chance I don’t actually have to stretch and that I just want to feel your boner
And there’s is a 10000% chance you gonna get fucked, so use that move wisely.
no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.