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cyberho:

During Job interview: I love working with people, I’m very outgoing, social, I’m very patient and I love to help in any way I can, and I also think the customer is always right and deserves to be treated with respect 

After Job interview: 

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clarknokent:

defekait:

if we are spooning and I arch my butt into you there is a 1000% chance I don’t actually have to stretch and that I just want to feel your boner

And there’s is a 10000% chance you gonna get fucked, so use that move wisely.

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whoatakeiteasyman:

no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.

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I am not afraid to die, but to think I haven’t lived. That terrifies me.
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pgay:

”if u like someone just tell them!!” yeah sure goodbye

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